From: ManUreGit
Sent: 20 September 2007 13:58
To: Viking; Arse (Dubai); CFC (London)
Subject: I'm so happy
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The Premiership has lost a poisonous, graceless little sh!t.
Oh happy day.
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From: Viking
Sent: 20 September 2007 14:23
To: MauReGit
Cc: Arse (Dubai); CFC (London)
Subject: Re: I'm so happy
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Ohh yeah - because Ferguson is such a positive shining light
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From: Arse (Dubai)
Sent: 23 September 2007 20:14
To: MauReGit; Viking; CFC (London)
Subject: Re: I'm so happy
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Lost gooner blather –- something about Fabregas and cheeky smiles ;-)
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From: CFC (London)
Sent: 24 September 2007 09:02
To: Arse (Dubai); Viking; ManUreGit
Subject: RE: I'm so happy
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Happy's not the word. Ecstatic more like!
At best, we'll melt into lower-table mediocrity.
But the likely scenario is: RomanAb will sell the club in three week's time after a few more draws and buy Harrods or something equally exotic but more predictable than a bunch of back-stabbing, illiterate prima donnas.
Ken Bates will return triumphantly from dismantling Leeds and install Dennis Wise as player manager. Kerry Dixon will be recalled from deep, deep, deep retirement to lead an under 16s squad of Surrey chavs all elevated to 1st team duties due to the rats-sinking-ship-clamour of departures akin to a Northern Rock run.. Ditto the new-blues -- ehem, fans -- who'll return their favour to ManUre, scarrse gits and Arse.
Mike Dean will have a bizarre gardening accident which amounts to his regained hair growth, but that his spindly arms and legs will miraculously fall off (shame).
CFC will be finish in the toilet behind Derby and Spurs and go down.
I'll be able to get a season ticket and there'll be plenty of room in the shed.
Bring on the Championship.
Still love the chels ;-)
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