We're Gonna Be On Telly

I've just received a call from my estate agents who have passed-on a request from Sony to film a 'lifestyle' TV commercial at my empty and still un-sold batchelor flat.

The lovely Japanese people and their dharling Soho Square meejah luvvies are prepared to pay me £800 for a day's shoot, and the same amount for each day they need the place.

Let's hope it takes and week and that Messrs Spielberg, Scorsese and Coppola are watching.

BTW -- If you're in the market for a new city pad, or just want to inject a bit of pazazz into Mr. Kipling's cakes or Wall's Ice Cream, just call my people and we can 'do' breakfast.

Here's are a few pics of the old place to whet your appetite..