The Final Countdown

S***! The wedding is only 10 weeks away!!

I think we're in good shape against the 'big picture,' but there's still so much yet to do. And all of it detail -- and details aren't my strong point.

And all these wee details come at a price too, of course.

OK, we're in good shape financially, but still there will be the inevitable surprises.

That's why I'm now looking around at what we might have to hoc, barter and sell. And after a somewhat gruesome feature in a recent weekend supplement, there's apparently a roaring trade in body parts.

So please feel free to browse my eBay pages at:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/clives_liver_kidney_bigtoes_indexfingers_earlobe

But I jest. It's really not so dire. Afterall, I was just named Employee Of The Week at my supplementary evening job at the Bayswater Road branch of McDonalds.

And with this on the CV, the sky's the limit and I'm hopeful that I'll interview well next week for Mr. Patel's coverted paper round.