My characterisation of this morning's fellow commuters would make a great name for a modern psychobilly band..iPod Zombies and the BucolicA Message to You Rudie --
If you're really sick, stay at home. If you've got a cough, get some linctus. If you've got a runny nose, get some Kleenex. If you have to sneeze, please cover your face with an aforementioned hankie -- or at the very least, your hand.
And if you really want to listen to Ministry of Sound compilations (or whatever ting-ting, boom boom, bang-bang beat floats your proverbial) at full-blast at 07:30 on any given morning, please acknowledge the fact that most of the rest on the bus and tube carriage don't.
This city is overrun with snotty, cretinous and inconsiderate peasants.
And C -- Congratulations on being probably the only person this year to be hired by a multinational bank. I hope your commute is less toxic than mine.
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