So to win back a modicum of good karma I bought loads of sweets from M&S for the 'Trick or Treat' kiddies of old Stokie. Free of artificial colours and flavours, they are eminently suitable for the neighbourhood's little Jocastas, Octavias and Tarquins. (It's sooo Observer 'round our way, dharling).
Problem is -- I'm eating them all. Mmmm, Fizzy Fish and Percy Pigs.
I have no guilt, but I am feeling very full and a bit sick.
I have abjured all responsibility and am little more than a wanton vessel.
Ha. I am the Lord of Misrule!
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